Cartman can be heard laughing inside as Stan and Kyle approach his door. Hamilton was the fourth person to be run over by a motorcycle this week, leaving a city to ponder, who will be next?
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Full cheeks! Winking brown eye, brown eye winking! He has ah, blond hair, aha-and, ah, and a brown eye. If I could get a description of the child to print underneath the photo? Printing those photos on our milk really does help. I am helping out a family who has a missing child, and I was wondering if you could print his photo on your milk carton? A receptionist in blue suit sits at her desk. Hoh, Oh my God! More people have to see this picture, you guys. Your mother is waiting for you in the principal's office. You know very well my name isn't Chokesonrocks, it's Choksondik! Say it right or you can go to the principal's with Butters!
is sittin' right in the middle! Įric, calm down. Dude, dude! Check it out! This is the sweetest thing I've ever done! Bu-but Teacher, I didn't mean to look stupid in my picture. School photos aren't for joking around, so you aren't getting your photo back, Butters! įor the rest of you, I think your pictures turned out very nicely.īut, buut, but but what hey! Wait a minute! That person will be spending the afternoon in the principal's office! But, apparently, one of you thinks it's fun to spoil their school pictures, and thinks he's a comedian. Heh, c'mon! C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon! C'mon c'mon! C'mon c'mon c'mon!Īlright, class, I have your school photos to hand out. Choksondik's class, Cartman is fidgeting rather loudly in his desk
South Park Elementary, four days later, day. Huh, how long 'til we get the pictures back?įour days? Oh man, I can't wait that long! Now where's that smile? Come on, give me a nice, wide smile.
Smile! Come on, where's that smile? Is it gonna kill you to smile? I see a smile. Kyle, we're taking pictures without hats today! Take off your hat, please.Ĭome on now, I bet your parents want a picture of YOU lookin' natural. Don't listen to that Jew, Kenny, it's totally funny. Next in line! Come on, let's keep it moving, kids! You guys! You guys! This is sooo funny!ĭude, check it out: for picture day, Kenny got into his parka backwards, so that his ass shows through his hood. My mom said to make sure I look good this time in. I hate picture day at school! It's always some gay-ass photographer with some gay-ass backdrop of New England! Hey, where's my smile? Come on, I bet you got a smile for me. Behind the photographer are the kindergartners and Mr. Stan, without his hat, is seated on a stool, none too pleased, before a backdrop of a meadow. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.īilly Madison: Okay, a simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fine." Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants/Script" Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.īilly Madison: Knibb High football rules! And nobody, especially the little boy-‘society’-knew where to find ‘em. In that, they were both lost in the woods. So, you see, the puppy was like industry. The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called ‘The Puppy Who Lost His Way.’ The world was changing, and the puppy was getting.bigger. Discuss, citing specific examples.īilly Madison: Uh.OK. Madison, the Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever.